A few quotes from the book:
" What is the difference between men and women?
A woman wants one man to satisfy her every little need.
A man wants every woman to satisfy his one little need."
" A three year old was examining his testicles while taking a bath.
' Mom, he asked, ' are these my brains?'
' Not yet,' she replied."
" Married men live longer than single men,
but married men are more willing to die."
"Why are married women usually heavier than single women?
Because single women come home, see what's in the fridge, and go to bed.
Married women come home, see what's in the bed,
and go to the fridge."
" A successful men is one who can earn more money
than his woman can spend.
A successful women is the one who can find this man."
" Me have only two emotions- hungry and horny.
If you see him without erection,
make him a sandwich."
" What women really want:
to be loved, adored, respected, trusted, needed, pampered, praised,
hugged, complimented, supported, consoled,
charmed, protected, embraced, worshipped.
What men really want:
tickets for the finals game."