An elderly woman went to her local doctor's office.
She asked to speak with the doctor.
When the receptionist asked why she was there,
the old woman replied,
" I'd like to have some birth control pills."
the doctor thought for a moment and then said,
" Excuse me, ma'am, but you're 80 years old.
What would you possibly need birth control pills for?"
The woman replied,
" They help me sleep better."
The doctor considered this for a second,
" How in the world do birth control pills help you sleep?"
The woman said,
" I put them in my granddaughter's orange juice,
and I sleep better at night."
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