Jack wakes up with a horrible hangover and throbbing black eye.
The first thing he sees is a single rose on the side table
and a note from his wife:
" Dear, breakfast is ready.
I've gone shopping to make you your favorite dinner tonight.
I love you."
He stumbles to the kitchen,
and sure enough, there's breakfast.
" Jack," he says to his son,
" Whatever happened last night? "
" You came home drunk and got that black eye
tripping over a chair. "
" So why the rose, breakfast and the note? "
" Oh, that. Mum dragged you to the bedroom,
and when she tried to take off your clothes,
Leave me alone. I'm married! "