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20 September 2013

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An old Italian gentleman live in New Jersey.
He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden,
but it was very difficult to work,
as the ground was hard.
His only son Vincent,
who used to help him was in prison.
The old man wrote a letter to his son
and described his predicament:

Dear Vincent,
I am pretty sad because it looks like I won't be able
to plant my tomato garden this year.
I'm just getting old to be digging up a garden plot.
I know if you were here
my trouble would be over.
I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me
like in the old days.

Love Papa

A few days later he received a letter from his son.

Dear Papa,

Don't dig up the garden.
That's where the bodies were buried.

Love Vinnie.

At 4 a.m the next day.
FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up
the entire area without finding any bodies.
They apologized to the old man and left.
That same day the old man received another letter
from his son.

Dear Papa,

Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now.
That's the best I could do
under the circumstances.
Love you,
Vinnie



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