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08 Februari 2014

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Lawyers should never ask little old lady
any questions if they aren't prepared for the answer.

In a trial,
a small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness,
an elderly woman in the stand.

He approached her and asked:
" Mrs Jones, do you know me? "
She responded,
" Why, yes. I do know you, Mr William.
I've known you since you were a young boy.
And frankly,
you're a big disappointment to me.
You lie, cheat your wife,
manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs.
You think you're a big shot
when you haven't the brains to realize
you never will amount to anything more
than a two-bit paper pusher.
Yes, I know you.."

The lawyer was stunned.
Not knowing what else to do,
he pointed across the room and asked,
" Mrs Jones, do you know the defense attorney? "

She again replied,
" Why Yes, I do.
I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster.
He's lazy, bigoted and has a drinking problem.
He can't build a normal relationship with anyone
and his law practice is one of the worst in the state.
Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different woman.
One of them was your wife.
Yes, I know him. "

The defense attorney almost died.
The judge asked both lawyers to approach the bench
and in a quiet voice said:
" If either of you bastards ask her if she knows me,
I'II send you to jail for contempt of court. "

source: Unknown

3 ulasan:

  1. Apa pulak rahsia Hakim tu...hahaha

  2. Hahahahahha...saya gelak guling2. A very good one, Doc. Hahahahaha

  3. that was a good one .....it make my day.