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05 November 2014

Aku dan Lawak Hari Ini

Aku ada juga follow rayuan kes liwat DS Anwar Ibrahim.
Sebagaimana kes2 sebelum ini,
banyak sangat teori2 ataupun kenyataan2 yang tak masuk dek akal.
Dan kenyataan2 daripada peguam terhebat ini tak kurang peliknya.
Satu tohmahan kepada para doktor di Malaysia.
Nasib baik doktor yang dimaksudkan itu doktor warga Myanmar.
Kalau tidak lebih riuh suasana di group MPCN.


An attorney, cross-examining the local coroner, queried, 
"Before you signed the death certificate had you taken the man's pulse?"
"No," the coroner replied.
"Well, then, did you listen for a heart beat?"
The coroner answered, "No."
"Did you check for respiration? Breathing?", asked the attorney.
Again the coroner replied, "No."
"Ah," the attorney said, 
"So when you signed the death certificate you had not taken any steps to make 
sure the man was dead, had you?"
The coroner rolled his eyes, and shot back. 
"Counselor, at the time I signed the death certificate the man's brain was sitting in a jar on my desk. 
But I can see your point. For all I know he could be out there practicing law somewhere."

source: MPCN FB Group


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