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10 November 2014

Aku dan Pesakit Hari Ini

An 86-year old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check up.
The doctor asked him how he was feeling,
and the 86-year old said,
"Things are great and I've never felt better."
" I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child."
" So what do you think about that Doc? "

The doctor considered his question for a minute and then began to tell a story.

" I have an older friend,
much like you,
who is an avid hunter and never misses a season."

One day he was setting off to go hunting.

" In a bit of a hurry,
he accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun."

" As he neared a lake,
he came across a very large male beaver sitting at the water's edge. "

" He realised he'd left his gun at home and so he couldn't shoot the magnificent creature."

" Out of habit, he raised his cane, aimed it at the animal as if it were his favourite hunting rifle and went 'bang bang'."

" Miraculously, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead."

" Now, what do you think of that? "
asked the doctor.

The 86-year old said,
" Logic would strongly suggest that somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver. "

The doctor replied,
" My point exactly. "


1 ulasan:

  1. Warghh...hahahahahahhaa. Opss..sorry...over pulak. Tapi seriously lawak...hahahahaha. Kesiannyaaaa pakcik tu.